Spy Vs Spy: Spy Black and Spy Ice
Brewer: Siam Winery Co Ltd
Spy Black Wine Cooler – A delicious blend of the finest wine, sparkling mineral water and natural ingredients: the Siam Winery Co has the temerity to write those exact words on the bottle. Maybe the finest wine that Thailand has to offer actually is in Spy, hidden beneath Thailand’s finest sugar and edible industrial chemicals. It pours as black as it looks but with a faint portwine edge. As much as I was hoping for either “Guinness”, “Black Pudding” or “Coal” flavour, the chemical nose betrays the taste of faux-grape and sugar syrup. Alcohol by volume 7%.
Spy Ice Wine Cooler – Anything that is advertised as “ice” flavour that is neither based on crystal methamphetamine nor frozen water is cause for immediate suspicion. Ice is a naturally occurring crystalline solid and calling it anything otherwise is an affront to physics. Slight nose of lemon-scented car freshener. Syrupy mouthfeel. Like a drunken, van-less Mr Whippy had stirred a lemonade-flavored icy pole through a glass of stale Spumante. Altogether, the best Spy I have ever tasted and the clear victor. ABV 4%.
Location: Most larger drink stores, Cambodia-wide
Price:3000 riel
May 10th, 2007 at 10:33 am
Ouch. The punishment you subject yourself to for our reading pleasure…
I will choose a street vendor’s ‘Sraa Krahom’ or ‘Sraa Saa’ to Spy any day of the week. Easier on the wallet, similar chemical aftertaste.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Coincidentally, spy means “vomit” in Swedish.
May 11th, 2007 at 7:51 am
Great title! We should have suspected you are (were) a Mad magazine reader.
May 13th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a Mad magazine - the last issue that I clearly remember reading parodied Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie from 1990 - which has kind of stuck in my head because TMNT was a parody of other earlier comic books. I’ve never been much of a comic book reader.
March 10th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
i tested your spywine Red it was a killer. Big up to the people who make it.